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April 2, 2004
Oh, I Want to Get Close to You
In my dream last night, My friend Carly and I were enrolled in the Wong Fei-Hung School of Kung Fu, which was located, naturally enough on the banks of the Meramec River in Cuba, Missouri (methamphetamine stronghold of the Midwest). We were the only girls. Even though, instead of kung fu, most of what happened was Carly flirting with all of the other students and me carrying countless buckets of water up the hill from the river, I’d much rather go back there than to work today.
Posted by pogo at April 2, 2004 7:06 AM
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If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?
Posted by: jacob on April 2, 2004 9:18 AM
Be careful, Jacob. From what I hear, the Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.
Posted by: seth on April 2, 2004 11:56 AM
Bring da ruckus, I say.
Posted by: jacob on April 2, 2004 3:06 PM