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April 13, 2003

Dirty Old Man

Q: What’s gross?

A: A middle aged man driving a white Chevy Suburban cutting you off on your footpath to the corner store, as you’re sporting respectable duds in broad daylight, then hopping out and giving you the sex eye.

Q: What’s grosser than gross?

A: Noticing the Jesus fish on his tail end as you leave.

Posted by pogo at April 13, 2003 12:15 AM

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If that happens again, I would get the lisence plate and report it as a “suspicious vehicle”. Just tell the cops on the phone exactly what happened and that you felt some mental alarms going off over his inappropriate and aggressive behaviour. Or at least, flip him off.

Posted by: SudoNimm on April 14, 2003 1:34 PM

done and done. :)

Posted by: tam on April 14, 2003 4:16 PM