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January 13, 2003

Rehumanize Yourself

Today as I was leaving the HEB, I overheard two security cops talking. One was older, grandfatherly looking. The other, younger, harder, with very straight, white teeth. As I walk past, Grandfather cop says, “I believe everyone deserves an education, and a second chance.” Pearly-tooth cop angrily replies, “Well, I’m sorry to say it, but that sounds downright liberal to me.” It made him so angry, spit flecks flew when he said his t’s.

Crazy liberal ideas. Next thing you know, folks’ll be wanting homes to live in, stuff to eat. Or decent health care. Pshaw.

Posted by pogo at January 13, 2003 4:06 PM

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As long as they don’t start asking for a living wage. Boy, that really chaps my hide. Damn communists.

Posted by: seth on January 14, 2003 7:58 AM