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October 22, 2002

the saturn L200

the Saturn L200

After paying twenty bucks at the gas pump with the Impala, I brought it back to the rental agency and asked for a smaller car. Now I’m driving the Saturn L200. I hate it. The Impala had his and her cigarette pack holders. The Saturn doesn’t even have an ashtray. The Impala went from zero to sixty in, I don’t know, fast. The Saturn needed air in its tires. The Impala was smooth, comfy, and ugly as shit. The Saturn sports a faux wood panel dash and cheap chrome trim. Saturn can suck it. Still, gas mileage prevails.

I miss the Honda.

I hate cars.

posted at 12:31 AM | grrr