savage cashwrap

i rung up a woman today who was buying the new michael savage book. asked her if she found everything all right, as i ask almost every customer i ring up. she heaved a great sigh and replied "eventually I found it in the back of the store."

good heavens, i thought to myself, you mean you finally found a current affairs book in the current affairs section? next time you're looking for your own dumb ass you should check in your pants.

then i clucked sympathetically and asked her if she had a member card.

-April 14, 2005 03:32 AM